Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters… by Lewis Grizzard

In “Don’t Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters Got Eyes,” Lewis Grizzard has gone and done it–written a book about sex, as seen through his bespectacled, ironic squint. He tells us why Junior Leaguers don’t do it in groups, why Baptists won’t do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things.